One AI Staffer. One AI Security Guard. Your Campaign, Covered.

SAM
SARGE

Meet Sam and Sarge — your around-the-clock campaign staff that runs on a secure device in your office. Not in anyone else's cloud.

Sam handles comms, research, donor outreach, and rapid response. Sarge watches for impersonation, leaks, and threats.

Serving federal, state, county, township, and municipal campaigns — plus PACs, ballot measure committees, and advocacy groups.

Sam and Sarge live here.

Your AI campaign staffer and security guard run on a dedicated device in your office. Your data stays in your building — not on someone else's server.

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What Sam and Sarge Do For You

Sam — Your AI Campaign Staffer

Sam doesn't wait for instructions. She works independently — responding to inquiries like a real person, following up with donors, monitoring opponents, and drafting comms on her own. Press releases, talking points, social posts, email blasts, donor outreach, volunteer coordination, rapid response — Sam handles it all while your team is out knocking doors and shaking hands. She's not an app you check. She's a staffer who runs your operations.

Sarge — Your AI Security Guard

Sarge monitors for fake social accounts using your candidate's name, internal documents surfacing publicly, unauthorized access attempts, and coordinated attacks. He watches the perimeter 24/7 so your team can focus on winning.

How You Work With Them

You message Sam like texting a colleague — plain English, no technical skills needed. Ask her to draft something, research an opponent, or pull together donor outreach. Sarge reports directly to your team when he spots a threat.

See How It Works

A 2-minute overview of how Kolshaw Agents builds and manages your AI team.

Your Team Is Stretched Thin. The Other Side Isn't Waiting.

Every campaign and committee hits the same wall — too many tasks, not enough people, and a deadline that moves for no one. Emails pile up. Donor follow-ups get missed. Oppo research falls behind. And nobody's watching for security threats.

You don't need more volunteers.
You need Sam and Sarge.

Your Data Stays in Your Building. Period.

Sam and Sarge run on a dedicated device in your office. Your voter files, donor lists, and internal communications never touch a cloud server. No third-party data risk. No vendor breaches. Just your machine, in your building, under your control.

Your voter data never leaves your office.
No cloud servers. No shared infrastructure.
Plus Sarge monitors 24/7 for impersonation, leaks, and digital threats.

Live in Days. Here's How.

1
We Learn Your Campaign

You tell us your issues, your voice, and your priorities. We configure Sam to work the way you need.

2
You Test, We Tune

Sam handles real tasks immediately — drafting, research, outreach. You give feedback, we adjust in minutes.

3
Your Device Ships Ready to Go

A configured device arrives at your office. Plug in, connect to WiFi — Sam and Sarge are live.

4
Sam Works. Sarge Watches.

Sam handles your campaign operations around the clock. Sarge monitors for security threats. You talk to them like texting a colleague — plain English, no technical skills needed.

One Staffer. One Guard. One Price.

$2,999 one-time setup
INCLUDES:
  • Dedicated hardware in your office — yours to keep
  • Sam configured to your campaign's voice and priorities
  • Sarge tuned to your threat landscape
  • One-week review and training period
  • Full onboarding and remote setup
$350 /month managed service
ONGOING:
  • Ongoing updates as AI technology evolves
  • Best practices and new capabilities as they become available
  • Monthly performance reviews to keep you on the cutting edge
  • Direct support from our team

There is a usage-based cost paid directly to the AI provider — we set it up for you and there's no markup. No long-term contracts. Cancel anytime.

See Sam In Action

Tell us about your campaign and we'll run a live walkthrough of Sam working on sample campaign scenarios — drafting, research, and outreach — so you can see exactly how she'd work for you.

No commitment. Book a 20-minute live walkthrough.

Fill out the form or email us directly at hello@kolshawpolitical.com

Common Questions

What is Kolshaw Political?

Kolshaw Political is an AI operations service for political campaigns, PACs, ballot measure committees, and advocacy groups. We deploy a two-agent AI team — Sam and Sarge — on a dedicated device that sits in your campaign office. Your data never leaves your building.

What does Sam do?

Sam is your AI campaign staffer. She works independently — responding to inquiries, following up with donors, drafting press releases, social posts, email blasts, talking points, and rapid-response copy. She handles volunteer coordination and opponent monitoring around the clock, while your team focuses on field work.

What does Sarge do?

Sarge is your AI security guard. He monitors 24/7 for fake social accounts using your candidate's name, internal documents surfacing publicly, unauthorized access attempts, and coordinated digital attacks. He alerts your team directly when he spots a threat.

Does my campaign data leave our office?

No. Voter files, donor lists, opposition research, internal memos, and conversation history all stay on the hardware in your office. Only individual AI inference requests leave the device — encrypted in transit, with no databases or lists attached.

How much does it cost?

The setup fee is $2,999 one-time. This includes the dedicated hardware (yours to keep), full configuration of Sam and Sarge, a one-week training period, and onboarding. Managed service is $350/month. There is also a usage-based cost paid directly to the AI provider with no markup from us.

How long does setup take?

Sam and Sarge can be live in days. We learn your campaign, configure the system remotely, you test and give feedback, then your pre-configured device ships to your office. Plug in and connect to WiFi — they're ready.

Can I see a demo before buying?

Yes. We offer a live walkthrough so you can see Sam in action before you buy. We run through sample campaign scenarios — drafting, research, and outreach — so you can see exactly how she'd work for your organization. Book a 20-minute session via the contact form.

Is Kolshaw Political bipartisan?

Yes. Kolshaw Political works with candidates, committees, and PACs across the political spectrum. Our deployment model is identical regardless of party. We work with Republican, Democrat, Independent, and nonpartisan organizations.

What types of organizations can use this?

Kolshaw Political serves campaigns at all levels — federal, state, county, township, and municipal — plus county and township party committees, PACs, ballot measure committees, and advocacy groups. If your organization has political operations and cares about data security, Sam and Sarge are built for you.